Actually, this article could have been named How to Annoy Aquarius Men and Women but for reasons of corporate identity we're sticking to annoying Aquarius men only. Apart from anything else, in our book, that's funnier!
Please do your bit to improve this page by reporting any successes you've had with the techniques we share in the comments section below. Please feel at liberty to add any methods you have found to work and thoroughly annoy the Aquarius man in your life - or who was in your life until you annoyed him so much. Thank you.
h How to Annoy Aquarius Men
The study of Astrology leads us to discover many secrets. One of these is how to annoy Aquarius men... (and women). You never know when you might need to annoy them but, please, once you have learnt the secrets contained in this article – HANDLE WITH CARE!
To annoy someone well it is necessary to know them, so let us consider the foundation and basics of the Aquarius personality first - so here is a relevant study of the Aquarius personality:
h A Quick Summary of the Aquarius Personality for the Purpose of Annoyance
Aquarius is weird! These natives are easily bored. Aquarius men are often restless people seek comfort and places offering comfort. After finding them they quickly feel oppressed and abandon them Then they attempt to return after their strange rationalisation process.
h The Obvious and the Most Convoluted Way to Annoy Aquarius Men
Given this, the obvious way to annoy Aquarius is to bore them. Anything bland, repetitive or samey will annoy Aquarius and quite quickly. This applies to food, sex, interior design, holidays and events (including boring football matches). A less than obvious way to annoy Aquarius demands a huge effort: You will have to maintain their interest to capture them in your comfort zone (i.e. make them comfortable and stimulated in your home). Once you have achieved this, no matter how comfortable or stimulated they are in this environment, it will only be a matter of time before Aquarius abandons you and the environment he is enjoying. However, it will only be a matter of time before Aquarius wants to return. To really annoy them don’t let them return and instead, get one of their closest friends to share it with you. This will annoy the typical Aquarian forever and, for some, can be most satisfying.
h Some Simple Ways of Annoying Aquarius Men
Other, simpler ways of annoying Aquarius Men - this works well if you happen to work for an Aquarius too - are:
- to spill liquid
- to behave erratically
- to be cleverer than them
- to tell them they are wrong (even when they are not - in fact, come to think of it, insisting they are wrong when they know they are right is thoroughly annoying to an Aquarius man or woman)
Have you discovered another way of annoying Aquarian men or women? If you have, please share it with us in the comments section below.